"The Baby Mother"

There is no force, entity or creature in the world that can amass the explosive and destructive nature of "The Baby Mother". Not even a school of great white sharks, a pride of lions or the worlds most deadliest snake can stand against the share carnivorous, compulsive and manipulative nature of "The Baby Mother". In the wild, spotting the elusive Baby Mother before they evolve into one is like seeing an ant in a field of grass; but it can be done. If you find yourself cornered or trapped by "The Baby Mother", your pretty much dead. But ladies and Gentlemen, after conducting numerous hours of observation, many clinical trials and pain staking experiences, I have compiled a sure fire method to elude the fearsome "The Baby Mother".

The first thing that every man and some females need to know and learn about "The Baby Mother" is to have an exit strategy. When it comes to dating one, you either must "die and be a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain". If not, you'll "go from the favorite to the most hated". Trying to hold on or save the relationship because of the child is the noble and honorable thing to do. But there is nothing noble or honorable about the emotions of an angry and emotional baby mother. Love is obsolete once your girlfriend/wife evolves.

Second, you must remember to stay calm threw all encounters. "The Baby Mother" reacts and responds to any opposition and bullshit even if their is none there. So know that any smart comment will force "The Baby Mother" to attack viciously.

Never bring up the past; "The Baby Mother" will do enough of that for you. Never, I repeat NEVER bring your new girlfriend around "The Baby Mother" unless she has one already. The sight of seeing you happy with someone else only enrages "The Baby Mother" and leaves her with no other choice but to try and embarrass you and or try to fight you new mate.

The most important thing to remember is to be a good father. Usually that will negate all the drama that "The Baby Mother" has (but not always). Just know that a lot of "The Baby Mothers" anger comes from you leaving and not wanting to be with her any longer.

Please be warned that there is no such thing as fighting crazy. Stooping to someones level only brings you to a world that they are more experienced in. Sometimes, its not the lier who should be blamed but the person that believed them. So keep this in mind, follow these rules and you should be able too survive an encounter with the deadly, the dreaded, emotionally unstable nature of "The Baby Mother".