Death of a Scorpio

Scorpio's are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac. We are like the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea. We are the only people in this world with sight in a  land of blind cyclopses. Scorpio's have a dark and mysterious style which, combined with an irresistible personal magnetism, creates a fascination in members of the opposite sex. It is said that Scorpio's sometimes pose penetrating eyes which make our shyer companions feel naked and defenseless before us. But it is a pleasant moment to be with us. We are thoughtful in conversations, dignified, and reserved, yet affable and courteous. But for those of us who are particularly perceptive, you will be aware of the harnessed aggression, the immense forcefulness, magnetic intensity, and often strangely hypnotic personality under the tranquil, but watchful composure of Scorpio.

With all that said, do you see why I love  my zodiac sign? So how do you think I felt when I found out that after a years time, I will be dead? Killed in my prime, abbreviated and or cut down in the peak of my celebrity. According to astrologers, there are thirteen zodiac signs not twelve. In reality there has always been thirteen signs. Though when astrology began, the thirteenth sign Ophiuchus (the snake holder) was removed because the sun only traveled through the star constellation "Ophiuchus" for 19 days. Less then any other constellation, so it was discontinued. Though not used and majority of people are unaware of the thirteenth sign, the symbol of the snake holder was adopted as the symbol for modern medicine.

As it stands now, I will be reincarnated into a Virgo (The Goddess of Fertility and Agriculture). So does that mean I will be a different person, will my personality and charater change? Will I look at situations with a new perspective? Will the advice that I give to my loved ones loose there effect, be inaccurate or unwelcomed. Will I finally make the money that I know I should be making or the money I deserve. Will my friends notice a difference or will I be a better person? Will I still be a walking inspiration to some, a ray of light to those that walk in darkness. I wonder why I seem to always attract and fall for women of a certain type. Will I lose my sexiness and mystery and appeal to a different type of female? Will I lose my hunger for sex or become a better lover? With a new sign governing me, will I finally learn my lesson in love. Will I finally meet that girl that can crack the plexiglass that my heart is sealed in. It's going to feel like a second chance when it's really a first impression. The worst feeling of any situation is the unknown.

So I stand here with less than a year to live. There is no second opinion, no surgery, no chemotherapy can save me. How long have I been on life support? Will anyone miss me when I'm gone? Will they remember me when I return? I'm starring death in his eyes, dreaming of a new lease on life. I will be dead soom, let's just hope I only have to die once; I just wonder if i will be remembered for what I did as a Scorpio or for what I will do as a Virgo!

2010 SUCKED!!!!!

2010 SUCKED, was what a friend said to me. Angry and stressed; with a slight aura of vulnerability in his eyes, he said "I had more of my family die, lost my job and found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me.""The only positive was that I finally was able to have that threesome with those two Brazilian twins; but other than that, 2010 SUCKED." I had to laugh at him cause that fool never had a threesome, let alone with two Brazilian twins, but who was I too judge. In between laughing at him, sighing, then laughing some more; I was able to muster out to him "2010 was Great, if not funny as hell".

How could you forget about Joseph Stack, the guy who flew a small plane into the IRS building on February 18, in Texas. Doing that didn't help the mans taxes but you have to applaud any person brave enough to go up against the IRS, let alone fly a plane into there building. How about former President George Bush going on TV and saying that the worst moment in his presidency was not Katrina, was not 9/11 or even having two shoes thrown at him in a press conference. His worst moment was Kanye West saying that "George Bush does not care about black people." How could you forget about the Ipad, 3D TV and the XBOX Kinect, with an honorable yet hesitant mention to Four Loko. Obama finally getting health care for everyone, Tiger Woods dumb ass for getting caught cheating by leaving his name on a voicemail. But the "You Big Dummy" award goes to Mel Gibson for being crazy enough to tell his daughters mother that he hopes she gets rapped by a pack of niggers," on tape.

I think the worst moments was the earthquake in Haiti and the Gulf Oil spill. I can't forget the celebrities we lost this year; Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper, George Steinbrenner, Leslie Nielsen and Teena Marie too name a few. But you can't have the good with out the bad so I think its a fair compromise.

So I told my friend that 2011 will only be as great has the energy that you put into it. You have to love the inconsistency that each year holds. But have the drive too proactively strive too make it better. This fool laughs at me and says "There you go with your after school special talk. What you need to do is get dressed and come with me on this date I have with these two Asian twins tonight." I almost died laughing; "now there Asian huh.........................."