2010 SUCKED!!!!!

2010 SUCKED, was what a friend said to me. Angry and stressed; with a slight aura of vulnerability in his eyes, he said "I had more of my family die, lost my job and found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me.""The only positive was that I finally was able to have that threesome with those two Brazilian twins; but other than that, 2010 SUCKED." I had to laugh at him cause that fool never had a threesome, let alone with two Brazilian twins, but who was I too judge. In between laughing at him, sighing, then laughing some more; I was able to muster out to him "2010 was Great, if not funny as hell".

How could you forget about Joseph Stack, the guy who flew a small plane into the IRS building on February 18, in Texas. Doing that didn't help the mans taxes but you have to applaud any person brave enough to go up against the IRS, let alone fly a plane into there building. How about former President George Bush going on TV and saying that the worst moment in his presidency was not Katrina, was not 9/11 or even having two shoes thrown at him in a press conference. His worst moment was Kanye West saying that "George Bush does not care about black people." How could you forget about the Ipad, 3D TV and the XBOX Kinect, with an honorable yet hesitant mention to Four Loko. Obama finally getting health care for everyone, Tiger Woods dumb ass for getting caught cheating by leaving his name on a voicemail. But the "You Big Dummy" award goes to Mel Gibson for being crazy enough to tell his daughters mother that he hopes she gets rapped by a pack of niggers," on tape.

I think the worst moments was the earthquake in Haiti and the Gulf Oil spill. I can't forget the celebrities we lost this year; Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper, George Steinbrenner, Leslie Nielsen and Teena Marie too name a few. But you can't have the good with out the bad so I think its a fair compromise.

So I told my friend that 2011 will only be as great has the energy that you put into it. You have to love the inconsistency that each year holds. But have the drive too proactively strive too make it better. This fool laughs at me and says "There you go with your after school special talk. What you need to do is get dressed and come with me on this date I have with these two Asian twins tonight." I almost died laughing; "now there Asian huh.........................."